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xWhen I was small I believed in santa claus
Though I knew it was my dad
And I would hang up my stocking at christmas
Open my presents and I'd be glad
But the last time I played father christmas
I stood outside a department store
A gang of kids came over and mugged me
And knocked my reindeer to the floor
They said:
Father christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys.
Well beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys
Don't give my brother a steve austin outfit
Don't give my sister a cuddly toy
We don't want a jigsaw or monopoly money
We only want the real mccoy
Father christmas, give us some money
Well beat you up if you make us annoyed
Father christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys
But give my daddy a job cause he needs one
Hes got lots of mouths to feed
But if youve got one, I'll have a machine gun
So I can scare all the kids on the street
Father christmas, give us some money
We got no time for your silly toys
Well beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread, so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys
Have yourself a merry merry christmas
Have yourself a good time
But remember the kids who got nothin
While you're drinkin down your wine
Father christmas, give us some money
We got no time for your silly toys
Father Christmas, please hand it over
We'll beat you up, so don't make us annoyed
Father christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys
Well beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread, so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys
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I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door, that's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too
Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian
There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage
I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!
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Johnny wishes he was just a little bigger,
Frankie wishes he was back on the force.
Hairy Hal wishes for ladies and gals, and
Little William wants to get a divorce.
its Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Eve,
Can't leave, its Prisoner Christmas.
They're wishin', wishin', wishin',
Please, oh, please, release me this Christmas.
You can here 'em now.
Boo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo,
Boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo
Boo Hoooooooooooooooo
Well Dee-Dee wishes he asked to see her ID,
And Freddie wishes he could kill them again,
And Jeremy is just-a dreamin' for a re-do machine,
and Dunston wishes he had never checked in
its Christmas, Christmas, Christmas Eve,
Can't leave, its Prisoner Christmas.
They're wishin', wishin', wishin',
Please, please, please, please, please, release me this christmas.
You can here 'em now.
Boo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo,
Boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo
Boo Hoooooooooooooooo
Davy needs to be free so that he can proceed with his greed he wants every beanie baby
Jimmy prays he'll be saved so he slaves and behaves so one day he can kill his sucky lawyer
Alpha Male turning pale with the fear that this year
it's his rear that will be somebody's baby
Little Mike wasn't like what you find
But he's here and he's queer
So get used to iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Its Prisoner Christmas
They're wishin, wishin, wishin,
Please, please, jesus, please, release me this Christmas
You can hear 'em now
Boo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo,
Boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo
Boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo,
Boo hoo, wa wa hoo hoo hoo
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